2003-06-03 | 6:43 p.m.

saw two disturbing things while walking my dog after work:

1. An elderly man who was wandering around the streets asking anyone who would listen how to get to his address, apparenly he couldn't remember where it was he lived. Turns out he was at the right house number, just on the wrong street. Damn.

2. Planted red, white, and blue fake flowers in someone's front yard. Come on, at least make the flowers kinda-sorta look like they may not be made of synthetic plastic crap -- for Mother Nature's sake.