2003-06-12 | 1:14 p.m.

It has been brought to my attention that young "driven" individuals (read: those under-30 types defined as being quite successful in life) are some of the most uninteresting conversationalists and dull human beings out there. This would certainly explain the state of "popular" music and films.

I firmly believe that there is a time and place to "network." Business cards have no business in bars. And I said firmly.