My favorite show: Curb Your Enthusiasm

My likes: rock music, gummy candy, grilled meat, cold beer, hot sauce, girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes, snowflakes that fall on my nose and eyelashes, and brown paper packages tied up with string.

My dislikes: feet, tourists who act like tourists, hot tubs, poodles, the term "girls'/guys' night out" and the people who use it, ticketmaster, umbrellas, eyebrow rings, halitosis, and mamma's boys.