2003-07-03 | 10:58 a.m.

Today, at work, I was greeted with my choice of squagel. That's right! a SQUARE bagel.

This just reminds me of a bit comedian David Cross does, in which he mocks man's entrepreneurial need to put trivial twists on age-old products, like say bagels.

It goes a little something like this.

"What's for breakfast at Cosi? SQUAGELS! Yes, SQUARE BAGELS! Finally a bagel for my generation. It's not your Daddy's bagel. No siree. Your bagel drops off the table, it rolls. Your squagel drops of the table, it stays! It's not going anywhere."

You get the gist.