2003-07-09 | 12:01 p.m.

I'm just sitting here eating a bag of carbohydrates (fomerly known as "pretzels") and wishing all these Atkin's advocates would please shut the hell up. There's nothing more mundane then listening to carb-counts. Really.

If these freaks would just exercise rather then spending all their time reading food packaging labels, there would be a lot less of this carbo-consciousness bullshit.