08.18.03 | 10:16 p.m.

I've found something special and love is not a strong enough word to describe how I feel. Now, Fabio, I'm not talking about I can believe it's margarine. Nor am I hinting at spray butter-esque soybean based substances. It's 100% real butter that I crave, baby. Anytime. Anywhere.

Coincidentally, my headache is gone. Must have been the buttered toast snack I russled up in the kitchen.