08.19.03 | 12:55 p.m.

I'm keeping it on the down low...

because I have been here (at my desk) for four hours already today and I have yet to do a single minute of work. Now, under normal circumstances, I might feel a bit guilty for my slack ass-ness. However, my place of employment is far from a normal business environment. And I will just keep on telling myself that while I continue to play "office" for the next four hours.

My real agenda today is figuring out all the vacations I want (and need) to take in the next six months. I'm thinking Vegas in October, the Caribbean in January, and Europe next spring.

Alright then, all I need to make this happen is a large sum of money and/or a fairy godmother...