08.22.03 | 12:35 p.m.

Itís been awhileÖ

since Iíve found myself at my desk nursing a gluttonous hangover. It seems I exceeded my two-glass wine maximum last night by about two bottles. And looking back, maybe the couple of rounds of Blue Moon pints following dinner really werenít all that necessary. Of course, the Everclear nightcaps might have just been plain over the top.

Okay. I lied about the Everclear.

Looks like I am off to scrounge up some post-drinking relief: A greasy lunch, and preferably one that comes with unlimited refills of Coke.

Wish me luck!