09.06.03 | 11:57 a.m.

Last night I discovered something new about myself. I suck at video games.

Only, this self-realization really doesn't bother me -- at all.

You see, back when I was a kid, the controllers has two buttons. It was plain, simple and easy to navigate. Nowadays there are so many buttons and gadgets on them controllers it's no wonder more and more kids are being diagnosed with attention deficit disorder.