09.15.03 | 11:20 a.m.

And this is what it has come to, people.

This image has not been altered. It is the real deal. I know this because I, sadly, work for the oral health care industry.

According to the attached press release:

"mary-kateandashley brand toothpaste, co-branded with Aquafresh, is the first children's toothpaste featuring live celebrities, rather than fictional or animated characters."

I think it is just super awesome that those two crafty Olsen billionares are cashing in on hygiene products. I can't wait until they start endorsing things like tampons or mary-kateandashley brand soap-on-a-rope.