09.23.03 | 1:11 p.m.

Thanks to Cork Hill Press Neil Elliott has been privileged enough to be able to publish The Autobiography of Jesus Christ as Told to: Neil Elliott. This (authorized?) biography comes highly recommended.

"A beautiful work!" --Texas Superintendent of Schools

"Exactly what I had in mind." --God

"Subversive!" -- Caiaphas, High Priest

*these reviews are as stated on the press release

To order Neilís divine work, use ISBN: 1594082421

HmmmÖ makes me wonder how long until Satanís autobiography is due out in stores.