11.12.03 | 10:30 p.m.

I just bit the shit out of my lip for the second time today. One would think that I could have mastered the skill of chewing bubble gum in my 27 years of past chewing experience. Well, I'm afraid not.

And, stop me if I am wrong, but there's nothing "cooler" than wadding up toilet tissue to shove it in your mouth to stop the bleeding. Right?


Note, with paper in mouth and all, I am still chewing the gum.