02.18.04 | 1:39 p.m.

Here is how my friend's psychologist summed up men and women: Men are like waffles. They compartmentalize everything into little bricks and don't see how things connect. Women are like spaghetti. Everything is intertwined and relates to everything else.

Yeah, okay then.

Speaking of waffles. I recently had a conversation with a good friend who claimed that she had never even heard of anyone putting butter on waffles. When I told her she was full of shit, she still maintained that no, in fact, she was not aware of this "trend."