02.26.04 | 3:45 p.m.

Well so much for secrets…

Seems that my antiperspirant/deodorant, claiming to be strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, was a little ahead of itself in that proclamation.

I am a woman.

I am wearing Secret brand deodorant.

It is winter.

I have not sweated today.

It is no secret.

I smell.

Good thing for those around my stank, I keep some spare non-gender-specific workout strength antiperspirant/deodorant in my desk drawer. Now I smell more outdoor fresh (rather than spring breeze gone awry).

Just noticed that my desk deodorant expired September 2002.

What does this mean?