Well so much for secrets…
Seems that my antiperspirant/deodorant, claiming to be strong enough for a man, but made for a woman, was a little ahead of itself in that proclamation.
I am a woman.
I am wearing Secret brand deodorant.
It is winter.
I have not sweated today.
It is no secret.
Good thing for those around my stank, I keep some spare non-gender-specific workout strength antiperspirant/deodorant in my desk drawer. Now I smell more outdoor fresh (rather than spring breeze gone awry).
Just noticed that my desk deodorant expired September 2002.
What does this mean?