02.27.04 | 11:05 a.m.

I can't tell you how many times I have found myself thong-clad and looking for a condom. And now, finally, a thong made just for me.

What did women do before the thong? Were we all just one big embarrassing panty line?

How many more times are we going to have to hear men (and women) say, "damn that woman is so fine, I'd totally do her if she didn't have that completely noticable panty line."

Seriously. I think that in the heat of the moment, pulling a condom from your ass is the most romantic thing a woman can do.

For this product, I give it an A+ for having its head in the right place, but about a C for execution.