03.02.04 | 9:41 a.m.

Oh Lord.

I just got a spam mail selling this nail-on-string for $12.99. WHY!??!??!??

I saw The Passions of The Christ and I hope I never, ever have to see it again. Religious implications aside, it was absolutely exhausting watching Jesus get the shit beat out of him for 90 minutes. And I, for one, don't need to wear a nail around my neck to remind me of it.