04.10.04 | 1:31 p.m.

Cease to Resist

At 12 p.m. today I tried to get Pixies tickets, but the show was soldout in about the time it takes Nicolas Cage to act like he is stealing a luxury sports car ... as in, the tickets were gone in 60 seconds.

This made me very angry at first, and then it just made me very sad.

In my state of utter dismay, I did what seemed lke the only "logical" thing by agreeing to pay over 50% original ticket price on ebay for two tickets for the Saturday show. Mind you, the show is not until November.

Alas, the nazi(s) running Ticketmaster added two more shows 30 minutes after the Saturday show, which as I type this are not sold out.

I got duped.