05.25.04 | 5:06 p.m.

Big Up Blockbuster

This past week I rented both "You Got Served" and "Honey."

I didn't even feign embarrassment during the checkout process.

I even watched them. (Not on the same day. Shit, I'm not a masochist.)

You should see my moves now.

They are not only "hot" and "tight" but they are "off the hook."