06.10.04 | 3:29 p.m.

You are what you eat.

And that makes me absolutely fucking delicious.

I've indulged in french fries with my past three meals. Every last one of them tators was amazingly satisfying.

However, if I order lightly golden brown fried potatoes one more time and complain about being fat, then I am going to have to kick my own as.

Now shut up and pass the ketchup.