10.05.04 | 12:33 p.m.

She's got dumps like a truck. Truck. Truck.

Well, I have denounced it "National Throw Out Your Office Day." And in honor, I have rented a dumpster on rollers from my building's management to help facilitate the deed.

I have about five years worth of my magazine (in file form) all over the place, making my office resemble a labyrinth of useless colored folders.

Of course, the dumpster rental fee is $35 an hour. Yes, AN HOUR, which is more than I make, so I am taking my sweet time tossing.

Also, did I mention that my work email is not working? Itís not. But the computer guy assures me that he will be making a call about that sometime, because he doesnít have the first clue how to fix the problem. Now, he probably makes more than the dumpster.