11.12.04 | 1:08 p.m.

Let�s see�

Wednesday night I saw Michael Ian Black in person and it was glorious -- even if he did keep making references to his having a �vagina� and letting the audience in on his perfect winter day, which involved a toasty log cabin and him wearing nothing but UGG boots and sipping mulled cider while he peered out at the falling snow�

Speaking of UGG boots, why do they still exist? And why are beaded and fringed moccasins the �hot� new style this fall?

It doesn�t matter.

What matters is that today I have to wait and take an elevator up one floor (we can�t use the stairs for some reason) to use the restroom, because our company�s facilities are being painted today. I know that doesn�t sound like much of a pain in the ass. It is.