11.12.04 | 1:08 p.m.

Let’s see…

Wednesday night I saw Michael Ian Black in person and it was glorious -- even if he did keep making references to his having a “vagina” and letting the audience in on his perfect winter day, which involved a toasty log cabin and him wearing nothing but UGG boots and sipping mulled cider while he peered out at the falling snow…

Speaking of UGG boots, why do they still exist? And why are beaded and fringed moccasins the “hot” new style this fall?

It doesn’t matter.

What matters is that today I have to wait and take an elevator up one floor (we can’t use the stairs for some reason) to use the restroom, because our company’s facilities are being painted today. I know that doesn’t sound like much of a pain in the ass. It is.