Ha! Ha! Take that you poor bastards!
Ah, yes, can you imagine being so rich that you have the audacity to belly up to a $10,000 martini?
If you can, well, by all means contact me. Please. Note to anyone interested, financing a wedding is ridiculous. There is no way in hell a banquet hall could get away with charging $29.99 (plus 20% gratuity and tax) for a kid�s meal consisting of fries and chicken strips without the word �wedding� attached. It�s criminal.