02.22.08 - And Baby Makes Three
02.13.07 - I am not dead... yet
02.07.06 - fast white trash fact
12.09.05 - snow drive
11.08.05 - Married? Yes, Married.
09.07.05 - Andy
08.16.05 - Lions and Tigers and Damiens!
07.03.05 - My lame 55 day hiatus update
05.09.05 - Pod Livin'
04.25.05 - a lyric
04.01.05 - working for 60-cents on the dollar
03.30.05 - Has anyone seen my red stapler?
03.04.05 - Bye Bye Microwavable Times
02.25.05 - pantyhose suck
02.09.05 - you can't touch this
02.02.05 - I like white coke and brown coke
01.31.05 - Weekend Update with Boxer Briefs
01.12.05 - Monkeys and Business
01.08.05 - Dress.com
01.07.05 - Alive in 2005
12.14.04 - Take that and rewind it back.
12.07.04 - Meatball is done
12.03.04 - More diamonds for your martini, sir?
11.29.04 - Good Night
11.29.04 - boob tube uncles
11.24.04 - sounds like witch!
11.15.04 - tank tops and feathered pillows
11.12.04 - These boots were made for MIB
11.08.04 - I am pretty this I know, cause that homeless lady told me so
11.07.04 - I do
11.04.04 - Unwed Mother Seeks Ring
11.03.04 - A new map
11.03.04 - We Got Bush
11.01.04 - two pumpkins sitting on a counter...
10.29.04 - On a Monday, I'm faking...
10.28.04 - I think I'm brushing Japanese, I think I'm brushing Japanese, I really think so
10.27.04 - Wacky Wednesday
10.26.04 - I am redefining "dull"
10.21.04 - Why am I here?
10.20.04 - Red, White, and Blind
10.15.04 - neil diamond, carb conscious soup, and more
10.11.04 - another round of hide the salami, please!
10.08.04 - Let's 'drag' this out, shall we?
10.05.04 - Taking Out The Trash
10.01.04 - Dance with Me
09.24.04 - pricey chocolates and mannequin memories!
09.21.04 - Michael Ian Black will be mine
09.15.04 - baby cats
09.09.04 - Hello Mommy! Hello Dad! Cher-cher-cher-cher-cherry bomb!
08.28.04 - I'll give you something to *wine* about
08.18.04 - Bride of the Forrest
08.13.04 - too tired to think of title
08.12.04 - Costumes, and Candy, Oh My!
08.11.04 - my inner boxer
08.05.04 - a real classy purse story
08.03.04 - hello? is this thing on?
07.30.04 - a really sloppy entry
07.27.04 - I used to be connected
07.16.04 - earthlink, hiring people all over the earth for 5-cents an hour
07.14.04 - reason #62698237462835426 I hate my place of employment
07.12.04 - Got the number for AA?
06.29.04 - Riding the Wood Line
06.21.04 - Along Came An Entry
06.17.04 - full sugar fountain drinks
06.10.04 - yes, they come with this shake
05.28.04 - ligers and tigons... oh my
05.26.04 - Oriental galore
05.25.04 - hippy to hip hop
05.18.04 - When the socks fit
05.13.04 - boobs be gone
05.12.04 - This ain't no Arrested Development song
05.08.04 - Mayo up that corn, boy!
05.05.04 - dorritos in the eye
04.30.04 - T.G.I.Rick James
04.30.04 - wide-set vaginas and more
04.29.04 - Look what I'm PerPETuating
04.27.04 - check this out
04.21.04 - Access just got a whole lot sexier
04.20.04 - R-E-S-P-E-C-T
04.19.04 - insert head here
04.13.04 - doing drugs, drinking coke
04.12.04 - de ja concert
04.10.04 - pixies, pixies, pixies
04.02.04 - fear the meatball
03.31.04 - A good cause
03.25.04 - bow wow
03.24.04 - Top Tuesday
03.23.04 - fridge foraging
03.22.04 - cheers for cheese!
03.22.04 - mike-isms
03.19.04 - you can take your 9 a.m. and shove it
03.17.04 - black meatball
03.10.04 - glamour nuns
03.10.04 - I can stop anytime I want... shuddup I swhere I can
03.09.04 - cheers
03.08.04 - check this out
03.05.04 - Just like a crown
03.04.04 - get out the champagne!
03.03.04 - die mac, die!
03.03.04 - post wake
03.02.04 - nail wear
03.01.04 - cuppa blood
03.01.04 - I'm a Barbie Girl...
02.27.04 - Russian Barbie. Nuff said.
02.27.04 - baby got panty line
02.26.04 - this secret stinks!
02.26.04 - she's a MAN beater... watch out boys she'll chew you up!
02.26.04 - Charlie Brown 3000
02.24.04 - carbohydosing
02.23.04 - spam diving
02.18.04 - butter is to syrup like waffles are to spaghetti
02.16.04 - fabio-tastic
02.16.04 - two grand, please
02.13.04 - why I am so poor
02.12.04 - back when I was 27
02.05.04 - be mine daddy!
02.04.04 - the average woman
02.04.04 - nuke it, nuke it good
02.04.04 - that part of me
01.30.04 - Searching for Muffs
01.30.04 - dos soups!
01.29.04 - Mary Hanger Panties
01.28.04 - a link
01.26.04 - bet your bottom dollar
01.22.04 - How cold is it?
01.21.04 - seeking structure
01.16.04 - A Date With Bowie
01.13.04 - and now it's time to say goodbye to all my cassette tapes...
01.13.04 - MIB the writer
01.12.04 - Guess who's back? Back again?
01.02.04 - I'm packing my boxer-briefs for a little bon voyage
12.31.03 - Now I lie me down to sleep
12.29.03 - pussy angst
12.22.03 - D.D.S, R.I.P
12.16.03 - pirate of the gold coins
12.10.03 - clip them coupons
12.10.03 - random entry
12.03.03 - fecal-oral thought the cause
12.02.03 - A.W.O.L.
11.24.03 - I ate Kate Moss!
11.19.03 - a.k.a
11.17.03 - The Grisham Who Stole Christmas
11.17.03 - underneath it all
11.15.03 - ugh
11.14.03 - blah da blah blah
11.13.03 - change
11.12.03 - bite me, don't mind if I do
11.11.03 - Who doesn't love leather?
11.10.03 - Biped Puppy
11.08.03 - Subway for Breakfast!
11.07.03 - behind door #2...
11.06.03 - 40 minutes
11.04.03 - Kill Meatball
11.03.03 - My Bloody Canine
10.31.03 - my treats are a trick
10.28.03 - You seen my Benjamins?
10.27.03 - invite
10.24.03 - breakups are hard on even strangers
10.22.03 - my a.m.
10.21.03 - Thong owners?
10.20.03 - Panty Raid
10.17.03 - chirp time
10.15.03 - Bartman
10.15.03 - Roy's Kitty
10.13.03 - potty polish
10.13.03 - cum and get it
10.09.03 - my short list
10.09.03 - getting the meatball off my back
10.07.03 - Vegas, baby. Vegas.
09.29.03 - Why the "IT" department can kiss my bitter ass
09.26.03 - Muffinale
09.25.03 - What the doctor ordered
09.24.03 - friendster is the devil
09.23.03 - new book
09.22.03 - blind nuts
09.18.03 - David's Playing Hard to Get
09.17.03 - I'm a rambling woman
09.16.03 - My precious
09.16.03 - breakdown of the Camdens
09.16.03 - it seems spelling ain't all that and a bag a of chips, afterall
09.15.03 - the WB has a hold on me
09.15.03 - meatball's a bitch
09.15.03 - Olsen Mania
09.10.03 - cease to resist...
09.10.03 - kiss my minty ass
09.10.03 - Oh the humanity...
09.09.03 - meeting adjourned
09.08.03 - I am Squeezed.
09.08.03 - countdown to hell
09.06.03 - You can keep your controller
09.05.03 - chow down on this chick
09.05.03 - weekend advice
09.04.03 - Hot Buttered Irony
09.04.03 - Darn It, I'm all Cashed Out
09.03.03 - making words outta words
09.03.03 - You've got lots and lots of mail!
08.29.03 - Uh huh huh huh huh
08.28.03 - Big Hat Funny
08.28.03 - quotable
08.27.03 - I know this because...
08.26.03 - My Boss, the Meatball
08.26.03 - Learn to Read!
08.25.03 - Home Movies
08.24.03 - Operation Kickstand
08.22.03 - Goodbye Wesley
08.22.03 - Hangover Fridays are Back!
08.21.03 - Gary is so very...
08.20.03 - There's Fat Food, And Then There's KFC
08.20.03 - vacations: one of life's little pleasures
08.19.03 - We've got a blueberry pie down. I repeat: PIE IS DOWN
08.19.03 - recipes are for reading
08.19.03 - spider-sence
08.19.03 - the itsy bitsy spider climbed up 34 floors
08.19.03 - I'm taking what they're giving, cause I'm working for a living
08.18.03 - 1 out of 9 ain't bad
08.18.03 - Like Butta
08.18.03 - KFC Movie
08.15.03 - Chunkadelic
08.14.03 - Club Gap
08.12.03 - My aching throat
08.11.03 - Five Day Update
08.06.03 - The Fab Five strike back
08.06.03 - Read my email: There will be no new raises
08.04.03 - Dog in the Bubble
08.04.03 - 87 ton red oak
08.04.03 - I do
08.04.03 - Deer Humor
08.01.03 - I got a knife with my boss' name on it
07.31.03 - The Boxer-Brief's Witchcraft Project
07.31.03 - Viva France
07.30.03 - Soup's On
07.30.03 - Jumper, we got a
07.29.03 - camille update
07.29.03 - camille and her violin
07.29.03 - I heart Ed
07.29.03 - Long week
07.28.03 - 901
07.25.03 - vowels rock
07.24.03 - The Love Docter is In
07.24.03 - A Banana Hammock Like No Other
07.23.03 - cheers! hiccup!
07.23.03 - nestegg is a nasty word
07.22.03 - that's it, I'm breaking up with my job
07.22.03 - abort toasting
07.17.03 - A four!
07.16.03 - my ass
07.15.03 - Work is for people with something to do
07.14.03 - Are your parent's retarded?
07.14.03 - I ain't leaving Chicago anytime soon
07.14.03 - No Jabba Today
07.13.03 - tapas for 20
2003-07-10 - Steinbeck, I am not
2003-07-09 - carb crap
2003-07-08 - The final countdown
2003-07-08 - Office Games
2003-07-07 - July weekend recap
2003-07-03 - not your daddy's bagel
2003-07-02 - Kosher's just another word for clean
2003-07-02 - Dew-less
2003-07-01 - Extreme 4th
2003-07-01 - technical troubles
2003-07-01 - Doing the Dew
2003-07-01 - Alert. Your hard drive is fucked.
2003-06-30 - diet? I don't need no stinking diet.
2003-06-29 - McMe
2003-06-29 - parade day
2003-06-28 - party girl; yes I am
2003-06-27 - bad business
2003-06-26 - maxislipper
2003-06-26 - rotten potato diet
2003-06-25 - it's bio time
2003-06-25 - "Is it hot enough for 'ya?"
2003-06-19 - bored?
2003-06-18 - bitchfest
2003-06-18 - A golden moment
2003-06-17 - Top Model TYRAde
2003-06-16 - Where's the loyalty?
2003-06-16 - I can almost taste the wienerschnitzel
2003-06-12 - Cheating: The new sport
2003-06-12 - public pooping
2003-06-12 - young, successful and boring as hell
2003-06-06 - spare some change
2003-06-03 - Walking the Dog
2003-06-03 - corporate closure
2003-05-09 - day one