2003-07-01 | 10:39 a.m.

It's always nice to start the workday with this nifty little message from your computer immediately following boot up:

"Your hard drive has been extremely damaged. Would you like to try and fix this or just ignore that this information was ever presented to you?"

Okay, maybe that wasn't the exact wording, but it's damn close.

Since I chose the latter, I'm enjoying the sweet sound of Apples in Stereo on my iTunes player whilst sipping on some 'white trash Starbucks' (aka, Mountain Dew).

Caffeine should kick in any minute now.

Any minute... oooh yeah.