07.22.03 | 1:14 p.m.

For reasons unknown to me, the communications division in my office has its own toaster -- independent of the office kitchen. We also have our own commuinications' mini-fridge setup right next to our fax machine, but that's a whole other can of worms or beans or whatever. Anyway, the toaster has a 'cancel' button on it. This, I find odd. When have you ever been toasting away and all of a sudden you think to yourself, "wait a second! I better CANCEL that toasting"? I bet the answer is never.