I just bit the shit out of my lip for the second time today. One would think that I could have mastered the skill of chewing bubble gum in my 27 years of past chewing experience. Well, I'm afraid not.And, stop me if I am wrong, but there's nothing "cooler" than wadding up toilet tissue to shove it in your mouth to stop the bleeding. Right?
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Note, with paper in mouth and all, I am still chewing the gum.
