I am drinking coffee, and I don't drink coffee.

This is because it is cold outside.

"How cold outside is it?" you ask.

Well, it is cold enough to make me drink coffee.

Also, I don't know how "professional" it is to close your office door, take off your pants, and lotion up your legs because in horror you realize that your skin resembles that of a lizard more than that of a human (and you are a human), but I just did that.

**Tonight I must make an effort to re-introduce my skin to lotion.**