03.23.04 | 3:50 p.m.

Office Mini Fridge Alert

Seems someone (Meatball) has stashed two giant cucumbers in my division's mini fridge. No wonder Meatball took the rest of the week off.

That was sick.


While on the subject, my friend raised the question, "Can you have makeup sex with yourself?"

For instance, I am really mad at myself for using my credit card today when I know, even with my 1% raise, I don't have any money.

Man, I hope I can forgive myself later.